it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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