i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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