just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
well, you know. whores of a feather.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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