Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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