Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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