He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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