We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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