Its about making memories worth repressing
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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