The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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