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(415): View more from California

What a fucking waste of an outfit

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(631): View more from New York

But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.

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(760): View more from California

Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.

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(503): View more from Oregon

What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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(314): View more from Missouri

You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

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(714): View more from California

I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.

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(845): View more from New York

There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.

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