i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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