I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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