Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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