I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i've created a new STD.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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