My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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