Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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