Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
barbara walters just said penis...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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