I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is Oprah even human
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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