i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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