I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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