i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's Friday. Sex?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
