i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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