Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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