so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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