i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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