I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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