weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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