Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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