I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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