Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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