Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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