put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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