i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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