why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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