Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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