what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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