Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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