I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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