man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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