Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
