She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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