I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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