In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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