? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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