went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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