So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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