Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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