yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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