Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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