he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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