I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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