I would do horrible things to your vagina.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am one with the molecules
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.