I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.