apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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